Olly's Questionnaire

 Name………………..….. "Oliver Leslie Charles Carpenter – Beale. N’ everything"

Age ………….………….. "Old um yeah cough aha oh right where was I oh yeah I’m 19"

Sex ……………………... "Male I think wait let me check, Yep a bit of a geezer"

Height …………………... "Tall in a short kind of a way ish"

Weight …….……………. "Lets just say you can’t pick me up, Don’t even try"

Shoe Size …….…………. "Sod knows aha 10 or 11"

Shape ………….……...… "Round, So I’ve been told"

What Do You Want To Be . "A Vampire"

Favourite Music Type ….... "Doobe doobe doo music"

Life Ambition ……...…….. "Get rich and spend loads of money all the time on stuff yes stuff"

Favourite saying …..…….. "Sex On A Stick and Bumoles"

Favourite Book ….………. "Argos catalogue, Full of stuff to buy"

Drink ……………………. "Well if you don’t you die, What a stupid question"

Favorite Colour …..……… "Green, No wait that’s my trousers. Oh Well"

Do You Like This ……….. "What"

If Yes Why? …………..… "Huh"

If No Why? …………..…. "Daowooo"

 

Thank you for your time Oliver. "That’s fine lets not do it again sometime, See ya"