NEVER

SAY OR DO

NEVER

Do a handstand on a Bucking Bronco

NEVER

Think that water Skiing is standing on Ski's down a waterfall

NEVER

Hypnotize people at the top of the Empire state building and sing "I Believe I Can Fly" 

NEVER

Think that the Jet wash is a Petrol pump

NEVER

Go to church wearing a "I am a Satanist" T-shirt 

NEVER

Get on the number 22 and start reenacting the film Speed "THERE IS A BOMB ON THIS BUS"

NEVER

Go into a police station and ask if its OK to kill people because it makes you feel better 

NEVER

Try to fly an Elephant just because it has big ears like Dumbo 

NEVER

Go up to a mass-murderer and shout "CATCH ME IF YOU CAN, LOVEY" 

NEVER

 Skateboard down the M25

NEVER

 Be a back seat driver (litterally)

NEVER

Wear X-ray goggles in a nudist camp

NEVER

Dance with the Ring Masters wife in a circus

NEVER

Put your finger through the piece of toilet roll

NEVER

Phone someone and ask them for their phone number

NEVER

Toss yourself off um um a cliff yeah 

NEVER

Try to breathe under water even if you can

NEVER

Eat people unless it’s a Wednesday

NEVER

Run naked through the Town Centre on a cold day

NEVER

Read a hard drive without glasses on

NEVER

Hit your head on a Magic wand (just in case)

NEVER

Head butt a throwing knife

NEVER

Read a book on how to read

NEVER

Ever something

NEVER

Take me seriously unless I am!