These are a few funny things that silly Nut Nutting nutty people from the planet nut who live in a nut with pet nuts who drive to work in a nut have said on Family Fortunes.

QUESTION

STUPID ANSWER

What do people buy for souvenirs?

DONKEY

Name something people beat?

APPLE

Name a country other than England that speaks English?

GERMANY

Name a word other than snowman that begins with snow?

SUGAR

Name something used in snooker?

POOL TABLE

Name something that whistles?

POLICEMAN

Name something with springs in it?

FROZEN

Name a fruit in a fruit salad?

CUCUMBER

Name an Irish Entertainer?

BILLY CONNELY

Name a child's favorite pet?

DOLLY

Name something the audience shouts at the end of a show?

GOODBYE

Name something that people race?

GUINEA-PIGS