Scenario

Don't

Do

If a teacher shouts at you

Laugh and shout back

Look sad, It makes them feel superior

If you get suspended from school

Make a bomb and blow the school up

Go home, Look upset and tell your parents

If you get beaten up by a bully

Hire a hit man to kill them (bad idea there too expensive)

Tell a teacher, Then be duffed in for it (typical)

If you are told to cover your school work book

Cover it with X-rated material

Cover it in normal stuff, Make a hidden flap for other purposes

If you are asked to leave the room

Ignore the teacher and stay glued to the chair

Go out of the room, Then make faces through the window

If you are asked to read out to the rest of the class

Pretend that you cant read because your eyes are a funny colour

Read well OK other wise the whole world will blow up and then eat you "OK" 

If the school is on fire 

Run in circles shouting I am fire proof hahahahahaha 

Run for it but take a chair because after running out of the school you'll be tired

If you forget to do your homework

Say your dog ate it

Rummage through your bag so that the teacher can see and after a while say your sorry you left it at home

If your watching TV at school

Continuously nick the remote control and turn the volume up full blast and hide the remote

Watch the TV and poke your friend in the ribs so that they don't learn anything and get a U grade ahahahahaha