Did you know ... That I am me.

Did you know ... That cars are reincarnated coke bottles from Mars.

Did you know ... That pigs can fly they just can't be bothered.

Did you know ... That I'm not fat gravity just doesn't like me.

Did you know ... That the opposite of Microsoft is Massivehard.

Did you know ... That cars can't even drive.

Did you know ... That dustmen are human and not made of dust.

Did you know ... That joysticks are not sticks of joy.

Did you know ... Everything.

Did you know ... That Hula-Hoops are not hoops that hula dance.

Did you know ... Cow Under Nanny To.

Did you know ... Fleas don't jump they just play with pogo sticks.

Did you know ... The sky is falling down to the sky up in the floor.

Did you know ... Do do do dum dum dum dum ooooh huh.

Did you know ... I'm watching your every move, mooooorawrawraaaw.

Did you know ... Bed on wall sleep standing up.

Did you know ... That if you have a gold finger a golden gun and a gold fish your strange.

Did you know ... That I am my own dad (cool a paradox).

Did you know ... That if you want to be my lover you got to get with my friends.

Did you know ... That red lorry yellow lorry is not a tongue twister its a fact.

Did you know ... That humans are illegal immigrants from the planet blaghif1.

Did you know ... That TV interference only happens when your watching the Tele.

Did you know ... That breaking up is hard to do.

Did you know ... That breaking down is easy.

Did you know ... He lives in a house a very big house in the country (just don't ask who).

Did you know ... Smoking doesn't kill but you won't live long if you do.

Did you know ... Sheep boo car haha yes no true ok then with toast on a stick.

Did you know ... I'm not weird.

Did you know ... I am really.

Did you know ... That's just typical.

Did you know ... I is an easy word to spell.

Did you know ... Vampires rule.

Did you know ... Its funny.

Did you know ... Boingy boingy boings.

Did you know ... Trees are made of paper.

Did you know ... You've got a friend.

Did you know ... Planes really don't fly they just pretend to.

Did you know ... Screw your face up.

Did you know ... Crisps are not born in the packet.

Did you know ... Mrs potato man.

Did you know ... Blue Billy Bob bloke bloking blue Billy.

Did you know ... That tuts go plop.

Did you know ... Your mental (so am I).

Did you know ... 9.8p per minute.

Did you know ... Ya fick.

Did you know ... That toast hides under baked beans (hahaha not funny) oh well.

Did you know ... Uhhh uhhhh uhhhhhh (naughty).

Did you know ... Did you know ... Did you know ... Huh.

Did you know ... What?

Did you know ... You know.

Did you know ... I had it up the wall with toast.

Did you know ... You are me mirror man come out and fight.

Did you know ... I was there.

Did you know ... I believe I can fly, aaaaaaaaggggggghhhhhhh maybe not.

Did you know ... Mini skirts are good for boys to look at but not to wear.

Did you know ... I've swung on a swing.

Did you know ... Ketchup is just ketch that's up.

Did you know ... Colt Olly Clock Kite.

Did you know ... Everything is nothing and nothing is boring.

Did you know ... I'm bored.

Did you know ... I'm still bored.

Did you know ... Light is just a lighter shade of dark.

Did you know ... Stars are not in space, There just stuck on some clouds.

Did you know ... That F1 is a key and a type of car.

Did you know ... Angel of mine. HUH

Did you know ... Olly olly liceo po to new.

Did you know ... Its time for Teletubbies, Teletubbies rule!

Did you know ... EH OH.

Did you know ... Nothing is going right.

Did you know ... You just called, Out my name.

Did you know ... I'll come ruuuuuuuunning.

Did you know ... Winter, Spring, Summer or Fall.

Did you know ... I'm sexy.

Did you know ... You wonna get on down.

Did you know ... Swivel.

Did you know ... Ka hunt.

Did you know ... Zig A Zig Ah.

Did you know ... Your naked! PPPPHHHHOOOORRRRRR.

Did you know ... You and I are gonna wrap our loving arms around the world. HUH

Did you know ... I believe in miracles.

Did you know ... DOH!

Did you know ... You drive me crazy.

Did you know ... I've got ball looks.

Did you know ... Yesterday was tomorrows day before yesterday.

Did you know ... Smurfs don't go pop they go ping.

Did you know ... Stand-up comedy rules!!!

Did you know ... I'm an English man in new trousers.

Did you know ... 26 is the age of the becoming.

Did you know ... At 18 the training starts.

Did you know ... Natural light hurts first then in the end it can kill.

Did you know ... Chris Evens is a bit of a rich drunk geezer bloke.

Did you know ... Tick tock pick pock nock lock stock ha clock.

Did you know ... Pamela Anderson Lee's phone number? & what is it?

Did you know ... The head Vampire is an MP and will come for me!

Did you know ... Clugh.

Did you know ... The bells just gone.

Did you know ... Your related to your parents.

Did you know ... You are your Dads Mums Daughters Sons cousin.

Did you know ... Sheep are really heavy clouds.

Did you know ... UFO's are just flying cars from the future.

Did you know ... You have just wasted 21 minutes of your life reading these.