Firstly chuck everything in a big bag.

Secondly shut the bag up.

Thirdly throw it in the car (Or whatever).

Find somewhere that’s really good and stuff.

Don't forget to get permission before setting up

Otherwise someone might eat you.

Get all of your stuff out of the car and take it to

Where you want to set up. Then tip the bags contents

On to the wet muddy floor and find your tent bag. Tip

The contents of the tent bag out and find your tent

Instructions. If you're clever throw them away and try to

Set the tent up without them. Once the tent is up chuck

All your stuff inside the tent.

Place torches and things you use all the time where you

Can find them in the dark (or hide them in a bag underneath

Everything to annoy yourself later). Put your sleeping bag

On the floor and everything else wherever (I don't care anymore).

When going to the toilet always remember to put your clothes

On first (it can be very cold in a campsite). Try to keep out

Of view from passing cars (if any) and watch out for people

Going for a stroll. If you are going to the toilet in the rain wear

Your poncho because you will look really stupid and everyone

Will laugh at you.

Well a nice number to camp in is four, If you set up your tents

In a square or cross formation it is possible to play catch (WOOO)

With a Frisbee or ball (Wow isn't that worth camping for). Um yeah

You can also read go for walks get bored or even go to sleep or

Fly a kite (Stunt kite of course). A great thing to play with while

Camping is a boomerang so that you throw it and it doesn’t come

Back it hides in the woods so that you can't find it (That’s cool).

Camping has to be fun because you can play battleships from the

Comfort of your own tent (like my friends did and then ended up

Chucking the pieces everywhere). A good thing to do whilst camping

Is whittling a stick out of a stick then tying a piece of string to it and

A lemonade bottle and hitting your friends over the head with it.

A poncho and you have your stove on it and you burn a hole in it

Don't say a word just run in to the woods (if any) and cry. HAHA!

If for any reason your socks get wet then you can dry them very

Easily by hanging them over your camping stove. Once they have

Caught on fire scream and throw them in a puddle and then you

Can begin to dry them again.

Night time when camping is the best bit. If you are in the countryside

Then it is very possible (not on a cloudy day) to see loads of stars

And millions of shooting stars (Boring to some but really cool to

Normal People). You can make it more interesting by naming some

Stars funny names e.g. Bob, House, and Tree. Yeah well it's also quite

A cough camping pass time to sing terrible old camping songs around

A fire but most campsites don't allow fires and most people are to

Scared to sing in front of friends so just sit there and get cold HA!

If your friends or friend has a one layered tent then once they are

Asleep tie a piece of string to it get back in your tent and pull the string

And hear them scream as the water from their tent falls on them.

When you are getting dressed in a tent try not to make a lot of noise

Because your friends will think you're doing something else e.g. trying

To get a really dodgey pair of shoes off.

If there is one thing that my friends and I have learned whilst going

Camping is never ever dump rubbish near Australians. Put it all in a

Bag and put it in a bin OK.