This in my day page is dedicated to taking the mik out of old people who talk non-stop about a load of old rubbish for 24 hours a day. If you have ever talked to old people for a long time the words in my day come up a lot, So do when I was a lad or when I was a girl. So here are a collection of the kind of things they say (Well kind of). To read this page properly you have to read it in an old person's voice either out load or in your head, Its up to you.

In My Day	Caaaaaars ran on unleaded muscle, Oh yes the Flintstones have the right idea now that’s driving for real none of this finging fangled petroleum stuff, Oh nooo!
In My Day	Monkeys didn't have any of these new fangled names and drink cups of tea they were all just called monkeys and eat bananas.
In My Day	Alarm clocks where called cockerels, And there was none of this new fangled ringing stuff oh no it was a good and honest cock-a-doodle-doo!
In My Day	Cats were a lot less evolved oh yes they where, These days they have legs, fur and they don't eat our young to survive anymore.
In My Day	My name was Sheryl, And today, WELL it still is Sheryl um. Dribble dribble dribble!
In My Day	We didn't have walls we had four tall people to hold up the ceiling oooh yes.
In My Day	I was all fit and healthy, And now look at me I'm in two pieces.
In My Day	Windows were made of air not this new fangled glass and plastic stuff that was only invented a couple of millennia ago, Oh no.
In My Day	Oh yeah in my day indeed there was fun and laughter in the air and these days its all computers and their televisions it is.
In My Day	Sheep were the only kind of lawnmower available on the market oh yes they were not used as sex slaves then oh no!
In My Day	The world was a different place, Oh yes. It was flat, A a a a and the universe revolved around the Earth oh yes it deeed!
In My Day	Cardboard was all the rage. Once I even had a white cardboard shoebox, Oooh I was so proud!
In My Day	Gravity wasn't even invented. We all used to jump in the air and wonder why we came back down we did oh yes we did. Did I yes!
In My Day	We used to play Star wars we called it. We tried to shoot stars with our candlelight and shining stones.
In My Day	We didn't have food, We had to eat dirty sticks from the woods.
In My Day	Toilets were made out of trousers.